Need a brush-up course in rhythm and rock?
Since 1995, Igneous Rocks has been schooling the Northwest in the History of Rock n' Roll. Our concert curriculum covers the best tunes from the '50s to today. We'll take you from be-bop to hip-hop, research the science behind shredding guitar solos, and delve deep into the Cowbell Mystique.
IGNEOUS ROCKS will take you to the head of the class!
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Looking for serious street-cred with your rock-obsessed friends?
Each and every faculty member is dedicated to your rock n' roll education.

Professor Brown specializes in the history and anthology of Rock n' Roll. His teaching methods may be unconventional ---look out for stage dives--- but he'll leave you with a a wealth of higher Rock Education.
Double Life: Prof. Brown is the housing director for Catholic Community Services in Tacoma, and helps to provide families in need with safe, affordable housing.

Mr. Coleman is our resident Explosives Expert and Pyro-Technician. Safety first, especially with 1.21 Gigawatts coursing through your ... toes.
Double Life: Mr. Coleman really leads a triple life... a project manager for a general contrating firm, the owner of a theatrical production company, and the Ghost of Buddy Holly.

Mr. Fox's rock specialty leaves no genre un-distinguished. As the reigning expert in Rock n' Roll Taxonomy, he is a popular keynote speaker on the evolution from Progressive Psycho Grind to Neo-Proto-Folk-Metal-Core.
Double Life: Mr. Fox is an insurance specialist with AMR Insurance in Tacoma. He is also our resident grammarian. "Me, not I."

Mr. Peterson is a rare bird, equal parts merry prnakster and dedicated educator... with an endless supply of bad pirate jokes. He'll learn ya real good in all the best rhythm rhetoric, beginning with the little-known prehistoric boulder-chorus.
Mr. Peterson's motto:
"Too loud? Huh?"
Double Life: Mr. P. owns and manages Aploz Events and partners with Lazer Trends, a promotional product company based in Auburn. Special thanks to his gorgeous wife and 2 boys who've tolerated our weekly practice sessions so long!


Mr. Wolbrecht is living proof of the correlation between math and music. No algorhythm goes unturned, no pattern unanalyzed... he discovers new equations for rare rock combinations everyday.