Igneous Rocks!

Need a brush-up course in rhythm and rock?

Since 1995, Igneous Rocks has been schooling the Northwest in the History of Rock n' Roll. Our concert curriculum covers the best tunes from the '50s to today. We'll take you from be-bop to hip-hop, research the science behind shredding guitar solos, and delve deep into the Cowbell Mystique.

IGNEOUS ROCKS will take you to the head of the class!

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Meet Your Faculty

Looking for serious street-cred with your rock-obsessed friends?
Each and every faculty member is dedicated to your rock n' roll education.

Guitar

Professor Alan Brown

Lead Vocals, Bongos, Vibro-Slap

Professor Brown specializes in the history and anthology of Rock n' Roll. His teaching methods may be unconventional ---look out for stage dives--- but he'll leave you with a a wealth of higher Rock Education.

Double Life: Prof. Brown is the housing director for Catholic Community Services in Tacoma, and helps to provide families in need with safe, affordable housing.


Guitar

Ryan Coleman

Acoustic Guitar, Bass Guitar, Electric Guitar, Vocals

Mr. Coleman is our resident Explosives Expert and Pyro-Technician. Safety first, especially with 1.21 Gigawatts coursing through your ... toes.

Double Life: Mr. Coleman really leads a triple life... a project manager for a general contrating firm, the owner of a theatrical production company, and the Ghost of Buddy Holly.



Guitar

Dave Farrell

Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitars, Pedal Pump

Mr. Farrell is Igneous Rocks' resident Student Teacher and the newest addiiton of our esteemed faculty.Watch for explosive BYOBR lesson plans on a stage near you (Bring-Your own bottlerocket)


Double Life: No joke. Mr. Farrell really IS pursuing his teaching degree and looks forward to molding the young minds of rock n'roll future. Young minds, be forewarned.

 


Guitar

Sean Peterson

Drums. Vocals

Mr. Peterson is a rare bird, equal parts merry prnakster and dedicated educator... with an endless supply of bad pirate jokes. He'll learn ya real good in all the best rhythm rhetoric, beginning with the little-known prehistoric boulder-chorus.

Mr. Peterson's motto:
"Too loud? Huh?"

Double Life: Mr. P. owns and manages Aploz Events and  partners with Lazer Trends, a promotional product company based in Auburn. Special thanks to his gorgeous wife and 2 boys who've tolerated our weekly practice sessions so long!



Guitar

Emilie Shimkus

Lead Vocals, Tambo, Cowbell

Emilie is a Grad Student with Igneous Rocks, studying the effects of poetic conventions on Rock n' Roll lyrics.
Who knew Led Zepelin were sonnet purists? Emilie did, and she'll be happy to share her latest dissertation... right after this very important jam.

Double Life: Emilie's a technical & marketing writer, poet, actress, and Mommy-to-Be. This kid is gonna know it's rock, folks!

 


Guitar

Steve Wolbrecht

Keyboard, Vocals

Mr. Wolbrecht is living proof of the correlation between math and music. No algorhythm goes unturned, no pattern unanalyzed... he discovers new equations for rare rock combinations everyday.


Double Life: Mr. Wolbrecht works in a top-secret lab. No really. If we told you... you know what happens.